The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival is an enormous music festival held over two weekend each April in Indio, California.
[ When ]April, Annually
[ City ]Indio, California, USA
[ Good For ]Music fans, celebrity spotters
[ Weather ]Usually hot and sunny
[ Crowd ]Around 77,000 per day over 6 days
[ Cost ]$$$
[ Sex Work ]
Illegal except for a few states
[ Sexy Score ]
Coachella is held in the Californian desert, about 210kms west of Los Angeles. Other nearby major cities are Las Vegas and San Diego – these may be cheaper to fly to. Once there you can fly to a number of regional airports close to the site or there are loads of options for driving or catching a coach. Parking can be tough so the coach option is probably best.
Get your camp on. Coachella has an incredible variety of camping options, from the standard BYO tent option to lake-side Tipi’s to fully decked out safari lodges. Accomodation options start from $US85 for camping through to a massive $US6,500 ($AU 7,000 approx)! This is on top of your ticket cost, which start at $US375.
(2014 prices – subject to change)
The unofficial dress code at Coachella is bohemian hippy, so expect plenty of flesh on show. If the heat, music and good vibes don’t get you going – the tiny Daisy Dukes will!
- Dress sensibly. It will be hot and dusty so dress comfortably in clothes you don’t mind throwing away afterwards. If it rains, that dust will turn to mud, so a poncho and wellies wouldn’t be a bad idea either.
- Download the official Coachella App to your phone. Not only will it give you the line-up and schedule, but you’ll be able to take photos from within the app, tag your friends and gather an impressive looking visual memory of your weekend.
- Prepare for the rain and dust. Bring snap lock bags for everything – your mobile (best to bring an old one), your wallet, your food and your torch.
- Bring a good quality torch. Finding your tent is one thing, finding the zipper on your sleeping bag in the dark is a whole ‘nother catastrophe.
- If you actually go to sleep – put your valuables inside your sleeping bag with you.
- Don’t forget the sun protection. You’re in the desert...
- Organise some meeting points with your friends. It’s inevitable your mobiles will run out of battery so you’re going to have to do it the old fashioned way.
- Call your friends rather than text – hard to do near a stage for sure – but text messages may not get through for hours because of the network demands. Try creating a code with your friends – one missed call means ‘call me back’, two means ‘go to our meeting spot’ and three means ‘meet at the tent’.
- There are mobile recharging facilities around the site, but again, these will be busy. Turn your phone off as often as you can.
- Don’t take your digital SLR. Not only do you risk damaging it with dust/water/mud/moshing, anything with a detachable lens is considered professional equipment by event organisers.
- Protect your valuables. Keep them on you (in your FRONT pockets) and don’t put all your cash in the same place. Don’t leave anything irreplaceable in your tent unattended.
- Pace yourself, Coachella is a marathon, not a sprint. You’ll never forgive yourself for missing day 2 if you write yourself off night 1.
The heat may reduce the amount of clothing at Coachella, but it can also seriously reduce your health if not managed properly. Drinking water at every opportunity and re-apply your sunscreen to make it through the weekend. Get plenty of food into you too.
There are clearly marked first aid areas all around the site. You can’t miss them, but it’s worth studying the map first – a bit like finding your nearest exit on the plane on the way there!
Header image: Christopher Polk, Getty Images
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